Initial Remaks

Greetings and Salutations

Welcome, thanks for reading more about me. Not many people make it past looking at my portrait in my profile. I speculate this must mean you are being very dubious in finding a way into my pants, or you are a sincere person who actually has a brain. Either way I’m awed that you’ve read this far to the fourth sentence of my first blog. So I hope that this means that in the future you will revert to and read more about me and the happenings of my reality. I’ll try to write once a week if not more.

Moving right along, the content of this blog is going to be my preamble to the ones to follow. I am the editor here, so what I want to put in here will not be up to anyone save for myself. That goes for any type of censorship that I see fit in regards of anyone’s public comment. Be cautious of what you write. I will not have slander or any other type of hate exhibited here. Cursing is accepted, I can’t be a hypocrite damn it, seeing as how I swear like a fucking sailor. However, do not have every other word that’s typed be one.

One of the things I find irresistible is to read. While online I am keen on reading through profiles. That means at some point I have, am, or will be looking at yours. One of the most annoying things I notice about profiles is the lack of one, as well as the absence of a picture. It’s nice to know the essentials: stats or interests; but I’d like to know a little more or at least have the idea that you understand how to at least read, write, and express ideas. You won’t progress further with me with just a charming face. It also means that I partake in others ideas, creativity, and knowledge. So if I rip off something you wrote, created, know, or that was only publicly yours; that only means that I found and thought it was enjoyable enough to keep around. Plus if you are one of those people who do not think it wise enough to put much if not any information in your expo; then who cares, chances are that others have passed over it as well.

As you can presume I like to write. Maybe it’s because, as most think I’m arrogant, and like the attention, or that society has nearly killed writing (newspapers, letters, and actual conversation); however I am one of the few trying to keep it alive. I enjoy the English language as well as a few others that I’ve tried to study; I find them fascinating. So many splendid words that countless do not utilize. I know that I am coupled along with such a category, but I’m trying to overcome that and expand my vocabulary as much as possible. One of the best inventions was verbal communication until they improved upon it by furthermore writing it down for all to be able to share and use. Another remains the crossword puzzle in the newspaper. By forcing you to think over a hint, it compels you to think back over all the knowledge you’ve obtained throughout your life. It’s a fine challenge I think. By the way, some of the hints are beyond my knowledge, tricky for me, or I’m not perceptive enough of what the clue is stating or asking of me. So don’t go off thinking I can finish the entire thing by myself; I need help to.

I also like to incorporate new ideas into my life once I come across or have been taught. So you will see my style change a lot; which is a good thing. The world is so vast, with so many people, ideas, and influences, that we can gather a lot from each other if we could put aside our petty differences. That’s why I like to learn; you never realize what interesting stuff is out there. I’m sure there are things that you could enlighten me on that I’d retain for the rest of my life. Even if that means I took a shower at your place and fell in love with using Lever 2000 soap.

Do note that I can be very easily annoyed by you if you don’t take your time and end up typing something short which is not thought out very well. I am an open book. I list all my basic stats. So do not ask me something like how old I am. That furthermore goes for stating that you find me attractive; you’re neither the first nor the last person to tell me that. Otherwise I am left to think that you are an imbecile and will respond in an unattractive manner. Unless I am in front of you naked I will find it rude and unnecessary. It would be wise to heed my warning.

In conclusion, anything that is written here by me or another will be reviewed, appreciated for its worth, and posted for all to view. Feel free to add as many comments and suggestions as you like. Don’t fret if I can’t read and post your responses at once. I do have a life to lead. Otherwise what will I write about? Be tasteful, you wouldn’t want everyone to read how trashy you can be. I hope that I can make your read more pleasant as well as thought provoking.

Signed,
Asif Abdul Aziz